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Some Facts about Boys And Girls..
N'joy the Difference.

• If boy laughs, He is MANNERLESS, if girl does so, she is JOLLY.
  
• If a boy talks to much, he is CHATTERBOX, If a girl does so she is WITTY.
• If boy loves silence, he is DULL, If a girl loves it, she is SERIOUS.
• If boy looks at a girl he STARES, If a girl looks at a boy, she gives GLANCE.
• If a boy wears a unique dress, he is a JOKER, If a girl does so, it's a FASHION.
• If boys move together, they form a GANG, If girls do so, they form a GROUP.
• If a boy initiates a conversation, he is FLIRTING, If girl does so, she is INTERESTED.

Two computer people discussing those old stories about Bill Gates' name adding up to 666 in ASCII : "I hear that if you play the NT 4.0 CD backwards, you get a satanic message."
"That's nothing. If you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!"

During a children's sermon the pastor asked the children what "Amen" means.
A little boy raised his hand and said: "It means -- tha-tha-tha-that's all, folks!"

The banquet was about to begin when the master of ceremonies was informed that the clergyman invited to give the blessing was unable to attend. He asked the main speaker if he would oblige, and the man agreed. He began, "There being no clergyman present, let us thank God..."

This man just could not remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided him with dates and instructions to send flowers along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."
His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, many bouquets later, when he came home, kissed his wife and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?" - Rajat

Two cows are standing in a field, on cow says "Moooooo"
The other cow replies "I knew you were going to say that" - Dinesh singh

A priest, who was an avid golfer, decided to play hooky one sunday morning and sneaks off to the links alone. St Peter, looking down, discovered him and immediately reported him to God. "I can't belive Father McKenzie would skip his sermon," St Peter said.
A few minutes later, the padre scored a hole-in-one. St peter, outraged, complained to God, "The guy is breaking the Sabbath and instead of punishing him, You reward him with a Hole-in-one?" God answered, "Who's he going to tell?" - Pablo

A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Corvette," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100..... "What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car, "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pullover. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Off you go," said the officer.

A man suspected his wife may have a hearing problem. One night, he positioned himself across the room from her as she sat in her favorite chair, her back to him. Softly he asked, "Can you hear me?" When she did not answer, he moved closer and asked again, "Can you hear me?" Still no answer. He moved closer yet and repeated "Can you hear me?" No responce. Finally he repeated his question from directly behind his wife's chair to which she responded, "For the fourth time, YES!"