Graffities

Keep safe distance

Beware of dogs, and myself

Avoid aids, use a condom

Be good, do good

Life isn't fair to men.
When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going; forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Scientists got the idea of cloning from rabbits

HI beautiful and sexy gals, I Love You all.

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers

Do mummies swim in the dead sea?

Familiarity breeds contempt....and children!

Whenever I feel like excercise, I lie down till the feelig passes.

King rules the world, but the queen rules him!

I cried for shoes till I saw someone without legs...

Love is blind, marriage is an eye opener!

I have two words fer all of ya "S U C K  I T"

The difference between "good looking" and "looking good" is 20 years!

Seat bealts are lesser confining then hospital beds!